Mining for Cake

Mining for Cake is the third actual episode in the series, and the fifth in the plotline involving Griffin Productions (following "Song of the Dark Horse").

The episode opens with a peaceful scene of a vilage in Minecraft. Suddenly the song "Move, Bitch, Get Out the Way" is heard blasting as Griffin Productions drives his Charger very non-chalantly down the walkway.

He somehow gets airbourne and upon parking, lands on a villager, killing him.

He and his pony body Moondance exit the vehicle, obviously shocked at what has happened. Griffin thinks for a moment on what to do, before deciding to punt kick the body over the cliff.

It lands in a pasture of animals, and explodes, violently killing the animals and sparying gore everywhere, making the scene even more obvious than before.

Griffin and Moondance look visibly worried about this.

A cop yells at them to stop, calling them "Criminal Scum" before handing them a parking ticket and rocketing off into the sky to the theme "Rocket Man".

Griffin proceeds to flip his way up to his youngest sister Destiny's house. Before going in, he notices a sign n the wall next ti the door that reads "Gone Mining".

Down in the mineshafts, Destiny and Eli Hunter Pro, along with Squishy the Creeper, are mining for diamonds, and Destiny is attempting some new crafting recipes.

The three are nearly ambushed by a zombie, but Griffin Productions and Moondance (after falling down the mineshaft) kill the zombie by shooting it in the head with Mosenberg Shotgun.

They return to surface, and go into Destiny's house where Griffin gives both his sisters gifts. Destiny recieves a diamond sword, and Pro recieves a functioning Dalek.

The camera pans away from the home through the window, revealing that Jeff the Killer, Sonic.exe, and The Rake are observing from afar.

The episode closes with Sonic.exe glancing quickly at the camera, and then full on looking at it before the screen cuts to black with a an 8-bit sounding evil laugh.

Starring

 * Griffin Productions
 * Eli Hunter Pro
 * Squishy
 * Destiny
 * Jeff the Killer
 * The Rake
 * Sonic.exe
 * Unamed Dalek