The Neighbors (Evo City)

Ezio Auditore (Far Left): Ezio is considered the town psychopath. For seemingly no reason at all, he runs around town hitting people with a crowbar, and messing up structures with a physics gun. He was once an assassin, but obviously those days are long past.

Darryl Dixon (Center): Darryl is a disgruntled 7Eleven employee. Working at the downtown section of the city, he sees more violence than most others in the neighborhood. He has a bit of a stoner/loner personality, and doesn't say much that makes sense.

CJ (Immediate Right): CJ is the poor poor town victim. Anything bad that could happen seems to always happen to him. He is usually the target of Ezio's crowbar rampages, and is constantly getting hit, bruised, shot, pushed, ran over, and basically anything else you can think of. He should have died long ago, but somehow didn't. ("It's cuz I'm black ,right??")

Duke Nukem (Far Right): Duke is the town asshole. Anything he can do to piss you off or make your day worse, he'll do. He even went as far as to steal Griffin Productions' present for his sister's 18th birthday just so he could have some fun. He is a beefy man, but not too bright. He once ran into nothing walking out of 7Eleven and fell over like he hit a wall.